I leave work with a bounce in my step, knowing that today is the
day! I have time, I have money, I have a picture. All I need now is to find the
right salon. I walked by it the other day when I was meandering around on my
way to work, and I’m confident I will find it again. It was edgy, it was
modern, it wasn’t a chain – it was perfect. I wander around for a few minutes,
then ten, then fifteen, and I start to get anxious. I duck into a random salon
and ask if they have any room for walk-ins today? The pretty receptionist says
unfortunately no, and then dutifully tries to schedule me in for tomorrow. But
I have no time tomorrow. And I want it now.
After three more salons and three more repeats of this
situation, I’m losing hope. Google maps has failed me, my palms are sweaty and I’m
trying not to show the irritation on my face. I slowly resign myself to the
fact that I simply will not be getting my hair cut today, and I will have to
live with myself until Saturday. I get on the train to go home and imagine all
the different hairstyles I could have throughout my life…I wonder how long it
will take me to grow my hair out again? I wonder if I could ever put up with
extensions? And how is it that celebrities seem to grow their hair so quickly?
These are the great questions of my life in those 20 minutes of transit.
I’ve realized lately that I’ve always been obsessed with my
hair. When I was younger I refused to go to the hair stylist for ‘just a trim’.
I always wanted to shock people so I had mushroom cuts, perms, pixie cuts,
highlights, lowlights, even a VERY unfortunate Meg-Ryan-in-the-90’s-flip thing
for a while, until finally I decided I had to grow it out. For my wedding.
Anyhoo, after that it was long and luscious and I would refrain from cutting it
for as long as possible. And then I would only allow one certain stylist to
touch it. And then when I moved to Calgary, I would only go to expensive
salons. I once paid over $200 for a cut and color (the color was dark brown, it
was not complicated) and it wasn’t even that good. I was just a hair snob. Finally,
enough was enough. The long tresses needed to go. It would be a symbolic cut,
me literally shedding the past few years of my life to make room for new things.
I was tired of being the girl who hair-whipped everyone in the face, who
casually flicked my fringe in a way that said “I know you’re looking at me. I
would look at me too.” Enough with the vanity – I needed a change.
After the first cut, lopping off about 4 inches (which I
seriously considered keeping so I could later mail them to my friends to freak
them out on Valentine’s day), I felt so much lighter! And I hadn’t had a
breakdown. So another appointment was made, and I then had an a-symmetrical
bob. I quickly tired of that…plus something happened I hadn’t really bargained
on. I began to experience hair envy. I would see a girl casually walking down
the street, her long luscious locks flowing in the breeze. I would have visions
of myself sneaking up behind her and quickly chopping them off with some
scissors I so cleverly had in my purse so I could find a wig-maker on the internet and be pretty again.
The only way to combat this level of crazy was to, of course, cut it again. I
wanted it shorter, with a shaved section this time, something a bit more funky.
I was recommended a great salon in Sydney and was as happy as a clam. Weeks
passed. Eventually it got too long, so I had it cut. But something was off, the
shape, the texture (even though the stylist did exactly what I said). I had to
get it cut again…and again…and again! Until my housemate banned me from getting
any further haircuts, lest I go raving mad one day and shave it all off.
[Authors’ Note: I do not carry scissors in my purse]
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