Why would you want to read my senseless ramblings over, say, the senseless ramblings of someone younger/richer/better looking/more famous than myself? Because I'm slightly delusional, generally very honest and quite weird. Not weird like I store my own blood in case of emergencies; just your garden variety kind of 20-something girl trying to figure out what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing with my life.
I believe google can solve at least 50% of life's problems. Just today I learned (via google) that anti-matter does indeed exist! http://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/technology/warp/antistat.html I found a template for placecards http://www.gartnerstudios.com/ and I came across these questions to help you get to know me better - and I can already tell, we'll probably fall in love.
- If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get? Assorted cheeses, no hesitation.
- If you were an animal, what would you be and why? A cat, because they're pretty and they can be all 'pet me-pet me-pet me-BACK THE F OFF OR I WILL CUT YOU'
- What is one goal you’d like to accomplish during your lifetime? Make the largest elastic band ball in the world. I've already gotten started...
- When you were little, who was your favorite super hero and why? I wasn't much for super heroes but I sure did love me some Disney Princesses.
- Who is your hero? I've just now - this very instant - realized my hero is my dad. And I can't elaborate on that right now or I will start crying, just like I did in The Little Mermaid. And that time at the pub...
- What’s your favorite thing to do in the summer? It's a tie between laying in the sun hoping to find the line between a great tan and skin cancer, and playing in the water.
- If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you? It would be about...my life...50% useless internet philandering 10% drunken debauchery 10% talking about feelings 5% eating cheese and/or bacon 25% sleeping. Played by Kristen Stewart, obv. She's super expressive.
- If you could visit any place in the world, where would you choose to go and why? Australia. I miss my Aussie pals, I want to soak up the sun, and I'm fairly sure I will find my true love there. He is the heir to a mining fortune and part time dolphin trainer.
- What’s the ideal dream job for you? I want to be a psychologist, so I can deflect all judgment on my actions by pointing out what's wrong with other people. Actually though, I love to talk about feelings, more than I think I should.
- What are your favorite hobbies? Collecting elastic bands, dancing like a dance machine, hiking/snowshoeing, staring at myself in the mirror for extended periods of time.
- What are your pet peeves? Incompetent people reproducing (ex. Snooki)
- Name one of your favorite things about someone in your family. My brother looks like me.
- Tell us about a unique or quirky habit of yours. I like showering in showers that aren't my own. Like at hotels, or the gym, or friend's houses. As long as they're clean...
- If I could be anybody besides myself, I would be - Denton Callander. Just for a week or so.
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